This guy is about the best living, breathing example of a muscle bear cub – and he’s got unique talents, too. This big, hairy bruiser, described as a “bearded wonder”, uses his bulging muscles to demonstrate how he can tear a deck of cards in half, fold a frying pan in half, and tear phone books in half from top to bottom. As the cameraman says, “It’s all in the shorts.”
I think he could tear a few twinks in half, too – in bed.
WTF from Matt Zarley on Vimeo.
If you are into the LA version of muscle bears and cubs, you might like this eye candy infused music video by Matt Zarley called “WTF”. It’s supposedly written because of the singer’s recent break-up with a “famous closeted gay actor”.
I interpreted the title, “WTF” as in, Who The Fuck is Matt Zarley, and why should we care?
Eye candy, oh yes.
This Russian broadcaster couldn’t stop laughing while trying to read a story about 13 bears guarding a marijuana farm in Canada. Do bears like pot? Well, every bear I know certainly does!
Fun little video where they interview bears asking probing questions like:
“What’s your favorite pizza topping?” and “What kind of bear are you?”
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Okay, what’s wrong with this poster for the upcoming 3D version of Yogi Bear? Shouldn’t it be called “Yogi Bear Back”?
I just heard this announcement over the PA system at Gold’s Gym today:
“Will the owner of a BMW convertible with license number ‘WOOF BMW’, that’s ‘W-O-O-F-B-M-W’, please turn off your flashers.”
I wanted to grab the mic and make a follow up announcement:
“Will anyone with a license plate that includes ‘WOOF’ please check yourself into ex-gay therapy?”
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Saw two different guys wearing this shirt at Lone Star over the weekend.
As Jane Russell lamented in “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”, Ain’t There Anyone Here For Love? Well, honey, Muscle Bear Cub is a gay hook-up site. If love happens, that’s great, but we’re here for the SEX! Dirty, smutty, nasty, pig fucking, cock sucking, ass licking, old fashioned anonymous sex. There’s 3,200 hot, sweaty bears, cubs, muscle hunks and regular old guys looking for a quick blow job from a big guy with hairy chest. Not too much to ask for, is it?
And don’t forget, guys, if you want to get a little action, you got to be a little outgoing. Put up some pictures, tell us about yourselves, keep your profile updated, and most of all, reach out and connect with other guys. If a Greek god with a chest of steel happens to return your advances, you might even be as pleasantly surprised as Jane Russell in the picture below!
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I confess that during the first run of Wild Wild West on TV, I was not a big fan of the show. But being a TV addict from an early age with only 4 channels to choose from, I eventually did see plenty of episodes out of sheer desperation.
I was too young to understand the camp humor of the show, and I thought the ridiculous gadgets they invented were completely plausible. I also thought the show was a serious historical re-enactment, so I kind of tuned out of the plot, too. Besides, I was too mesmerized by watching Robert Conrad’s round bubble butt in those tight spandex pants to concentrate on anything else! I didn’t know why I was staring at his ass, but that was the best part of the show for me.
It wasn’t till I was much older and started hanging out with more butch and bearish guys that I found out others shared my youthful fascination with young Robert Conrad. Perhaps I missed some of the key shirtless episodes, but from what I later learned, Robert Conrad’s hairy chest turned many a young boy gay gay gay!
Robert Conrad was quite the tight little muscular package back in the day. He’s shorter than you think, but he had a thick body and nice pelt, so I think it’s safe to say he was a celebrity muscle bear cub at one time. If you have any thoughts about early influences on your sexuality, please add it to your Muscle Bear Cub profile.
