I thought the appreciation of swarthy men wearing bushy mustaches was just “a gay thing”, but perhaps it’s more widely accepted than I thought. If a band names themselves “Les Moustaches” with the intent of actually selling records, then I guess mustaches must be pretty hot (even to women?). But you know what they say about the French and the Oo-la-la, not to mention the theory about “big nose, big hose”.

Somehow, I thought you guys would appreciate this.